Greetings and welcome to the starship USS Eckyeckyeckyftangftangolebiscuitbarrel (NCC 42 and 1/2). You are about to embark on a strange journey where very little of anything is to be taken seriously. The USS Eckyeckyeckyftangftangolebiscuitbarrel was designed to be a place where humor and satire take the forefront over once again boldy trudging off where nobody has gone before to yet again save the Federation or the Rebellion or whatever from this week's doom. Just about anything can and probably will happen here as all genres are welcome to collide while we take potshots at a few of sci fi and fantasy's sacred cows.


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